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Hey I'm Jordan! I'm just a 16 year old girl with a dick, I pretty much post stuff that caters to my sense of humor, and some occasional fandom stuff. Yeah this blog is a mess sorrynotsorry <3

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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miketooch:

FUKN OWND

miketooch:

FUKN OWND

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

katiebooped:

herooflife:

mspaintadventrues:

i still haven’t found my berries

bu T I  FOUND THis

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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pizzajean:

she’s beauty she’s graceshe’s miss united states

pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

jetbag:

listen…i think its time x finds himself

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows