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Hey I'm Jordan! I'm just a 16 year old girl with a dick, I pretty much post stuff that caters to my sense of humor, and some occasional fandom stuff. Yeah this blog is a mess sorrynotsorry <3

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

cheesoisuncool:

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this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

starfish-and-coffee3:

verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby

I fucking love stingrays

starfish-and-coffee3:

verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby

I fucking love stingrays


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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wifibox:

highlight of my day

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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

vicoactus:

we can do better

vicoactus:

we can do better